AFTERHOURS.EXEFULL FRAME / FULL SEND

THE NASDAQ, BUT MAKE IT A RAVE.

HOW DAFUQ? THE SNAPSHOT

THE RAVE IS MOVING / NEW VENUE SOON

THE RAVE IS MOVING$NASDAFUQNew venue soon

Every holder was snapshotted at slot 451661704. You get the same share of the new coin, free.

SEE THE SNAPSHOT ↗FOLLOW THE MOVE ↗
DEGEN FM
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WALL STREET.
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD.
01 / THE TERMINAL THE MARKET NEVER SLEEPS
nasdafuq.exe - market terminal
>_ watch --market NASDAQ --mood unwell --volume loud

MARKET PREVIEW

NASDAFUQ

— LIVE ON BIRDEYE
24H VOLUME: — MOOD: UNREASONABLY BULLISH ILLUSTRATIVE CHART LIVE FEED NOT CONNECTED
MEM: 420MB CPU: OVERCLOCKED USER: STILL_AWAKE [ESC] TO FEEL NORMAL
02 / THE MANIFESTO LOUD COIN. NEW VENUE.
readme.txt

NASDAFUQ
USER AGREEMENT

old venueCLOSED
new venueSOON
guest listSNAPSHOTTED
your shareSAME
anime musicON
strobe lightsYOUR CALL
the girlsCOMING
TOTALNASDAFUQ

KEEP THE RECEIPT.
MIND THE VOLUME.

A SMALL NOTE FROM THE DOOR

THE RAVE
IS MOVING.

Old venue: closed.
New venue: soon.
Guest list: every holder at slot 451661704.
Your share: the same. Free.
Dress code: loud.

“Same girls. Same DJ.”

SEE THE SNAPSHOT ↗
NASDAFUQ FM ON AIR
105.69 FM / AFTER HOURS

NOW PLAYING:
TERMINAL

SUNO ORIGINALS / 5 TRACKS

03 / WHAT HAPPENS NOWGUEST_LIST.CSV

HOW
DAFUQ?

The rave is moving.
Same girls. Same DJ.

We’re leaving the old venue. Every $NASDAFUQ holder was snapshotted at slot 451661704, and every wallet on the list gets the same share of the new coin, free. Where and when comes soon.

SEE THE SNAPSHOT ↗
  1. 01

    SNAPSHOT TAKEN.

    Slot 451661704, September 29. Every wallet and balance is public on the snapshot page, so you can check yours.

    guest_list.csv
  2. 02

    NEW VENUE.

    The new coin launches soon. The details go up here and on @nasdafuqdotlol first. Nowhere else.

    venue.cfg
  3. 03

    SAME SHARE.

    Every wallet on the list gets the same percentage of the new supply it held of the old one. Free. How you claim it comes with the launch details.

    allocation ✓

SAME GIRLS. SAME DJ. SAME SHARE. Nobody will DM you about this. If someone does, it’s a scam.

READ THE FUQ ↗
Do I need to do anything?

Not yet. If your wallet is on the snapshot, your share is recorded. How to claim it comes with the launch details.

I bought after the snapshot.

The snapshot is fixed at slot 451661704. Anything bought after that isn’t on the list.

Why move?

The old setup changed how it worked, in a way we didn’t choose. So we’re moving the party somewhere we set the rules.

Is the old coin still trading?

Yes, on pump.fun, same as before. But the snapshot is done, so nothing bought there now carries over.

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